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We all know how this one works: swipe left for a no, right for hell yeah. There was also the obvious handful of bored army boys. Happn tries to capture the romantic idea that your next squeeze could be the stranger you just passed by. Oh, and one guy offered me a job interview that may or may not have been a disguise for a date. I wish you were American. This app takes itself very seriously, almost to a fault. You spend them to reveal the mutual friends that you and your match have.
It feels like the equivalent of sending out a Facebook invite to a game that no one wants to play, and smells a little of desperation. Created by the co-founder of Tinder, Bumble gives women the upper hand. After a brief session of swiping left, I had completely run out of people to ogle. And as for how Bumble compares to its nymphomaniac sibling Tinder, the kind of quotes that were in the profiles of my potential matches were like outtakes from 9GAG.
So, not that different. Pictures also featured a lot of lion cubs and elephant-riding — the animals-attract-girls strategy is a lot more endangered than the fuzzy golden retriever here. Blindfold masks or blurs profile pictures based on the premise that online dating can be embarrassing. In reality, hiding your face is not so much for discretion as it is about being unsure about how attractive the opposite sex will find you. After about four unanswered greetings, I came to the conclusion that without some kind of attraction to your potential match, it was just as good as talking to a robot, minus the spelling accuracy.
The only people I can imagine actively using this app are Quasimodo and the Phantom of the Opera, both of whom are fictional. Lunch Actually runs this app that seems to frown upon the idea of casual flings. I nearly gave up within the first hour because it felt like filling out a form for a park barbecue pit permit. I had to provide my IC number and answer a tonne of questions. And then I waited. From then on out, I received only one profile to pick from each day.